Out of her sisters’ shadow

by garrettfail February 2, 2013

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Only 2 short years ago, the younger sister of fashion (and Full House) superstars Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen snatched some of the spotlight from her famous older siblings. As the star of Sean Durkin’s 2011 psychological thriller,  Martha Marcy May Marlene, Elizabeth Olsen weaved a “mesmerizing debut” as Martha, a girl trying to integrate back into “normal” society after leaving her cult upbringing. Many critics and awards prognosticators had her lined up for an Oscar nomination, but when she didn’t get it, they lauded her as the unlucky “sixth nominee.”

Since this week’s topic is about an actor or actress who we predict will have a strong 2013 (the factors of which will inevitably vary for each of us), I’ve chosen an up-and-coming actress: obviously, Elizabeth Olsen. My goals for Olsen’s strong year are not overwhelmingly ambitious. Olsen’s not the overnight, A-list sensation, though some may argue she could’ve been with Martha Marcy May Marlene. She’s not Carey Mulligan. Nor is she Jennifer Lawrence. What Olsen’s going to do this year, after only two years of serious acting, is show her range through a variety of filmic genres and continue to build on the phenomenal acting debut she had in 2011. I’m not expecting an Oscar for her come 2014, but that doesn’t mean 2013 won’t be a big year for the future star.

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by fatgoldwatch January 22, 2013

Listen in as we give a quick announcement of our topic for Week #13!!

by fatgoldwatch January 21, 2013

Podcast #12 wrapping up Week #12: listen in as we discuss our favorite and least favorite scenes from The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, as well as predict the winners of this year’s Australian Open!

by garrettfail January 17, 2013

NEW MUSIC from DESTINY’S CHILD!! It’s…”NUCLEAR”!! A few days ago, Destiny’s Child released the song “Nuclear” in anticipation of their upcoming greatest hits album, Love Songs. They’ve promised to keep the new music coming, and it obviously already has, but let’s hope this isn’t the end of it! 

Nuclear 

You had your dreams
And I had mine
Eyes wide open and we dreamed together
They wanna know how we keep our shit together

They’re wondering,
It’s just evolution
We’re just getting better
When the two become one
On a quantum level

It’s nuclear
With you here
There’s nowhere left to run
Why run? Why would you run?
It’s nuclear
With you here
We both heat up

Blow it all away (eh eh)
Blow it all away (eh eh)
Blow it all away (eh eh)
Blow it all away (eh eh)

You had your half
And I had mine
But now there’s no such thing as you and me
I was so used to feeling incomplete

They’re wondering,
It’s just evolution
We’re just getting better
When the two become one
On a quantum level

It’s nuclear
With you here
There’s nowhere left to run
Why run? Why would you run?
It’s nuclear
With you here
We both heat up

Blow it all away

Anytime the climates change between us
We share a bond they can’t restrict, that can’t be touched
So amazing super power take over
We’ll never lose the energy

It’s nuclear
With you here
There’s nowhere left to run
Why run? Why would you run?
It’s nuclear
With you here
We both heat up

Blow it all away (eh eh)
Blow it all away (eh eh)
Blow it all away (eh eh)
Blow it all away (eh eh)

That’s not all though! Head over to the new (official) Destiny’s Child tumblr to post your favorite memories about the group. And check out the trailer (below) for Beyoncé’s new documentary, Life Is But A Dream, premiering February 16th (9pm EST) on HBO. 

by fatgoldwatch January 16, 2013

Azealia Banks’s Verse in M.I.A.’s “Bad Girls (N.A.R.S. Remix)”

Late night, coming down Broadway
Niggas ain’t stunting, they ride the 4 train
These niggas ain’t fly, got wings like Always
You fingerfucking the pussy, licking it all day
Niggas on me ’cause my position is boss-made
Niggas on me ’cause all my fabrics, they cost change
You ain’t styling enough to be balling
Kobe Bryant, Odom, Ray Allen, and Paul Pierce
Combined in one frame
Pardon my water but this my wave
You take orders like my chicken sautéed
Tarter sauce on the fried fish I ate
Bitches try to shimmy my shake
Bitches try to Diddy my Ma$e
Who run the city I’ll break both legs
Best thing going y’all bitches is okay
Bitches only walk ’cause this my lane
Proper proper oh my propaganda
Puffing with some rastas, puffing better puff a shot
Whistle for my monsters, coke-headed models
Dope on arrival, visa is en casa
Been in the Bahamas, eating all my chocolate
Willy-Willy Wonka-Wonka
I’m a Mac Truck and you niggas all Tonkas
Niggas act up then it’s gorillas and their armors
Get clapped up nigga you could get applauded
Stitch you back up, get you fitted in your garments
It’ll be me on the roof with the harness
Just AZ, I don’t need no accomplice
Better roll deep little GG CC wee wee
Imma bust a nigga in his L M N O P P
Niggas betta hide their little brother when they see me
All these niggas riding with they cholos till the heat squeeze!

Does Zero Dark Thirty end up with zero Oscars?

by garrettfail January 16, 2013

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Kathryn Bigelow’s Zero Dark Thirty was a film immediately and unanimously acclaimed by critics. It has since become embroiled in a controversy that has threatened its once untarnished status, though. The movie depicts the U.S. government in its historic search for Osama bin Laden. What lurks beneath the surface of that “glorious” hunt, though, is the morality of the tactics used to get to him — torture. Bigelow’s protagonist Maya, played by Jessica Chastain, is part of the methods of torture (waterboarding), which the characters use to in their hunt for the terrorist top dog. As the film’s lead actress, Chastain is considered the frontrunner for the Best Actress Oscar. Yet while it may have one Oscar (close to) sown up, this controversy could cost it the most prestigious Oscar of all: Best Picture.

Upon its release, Zero Dark Thirty garnered uninhibited acclaim, but the discourse around it has become less optimistic and more antagonistic. One side of criticism claims that it’s just another Obama/liberal propaganda piece, while the other side says that it’s pro-torture — and they’re not necessarily mutually exclusive. Its depictions of torture have crossed aisles, attracting the attention (and anger) of government bigwigs like Dianne Feinstein and John McCain. In fact, the criticism has become so intense that Thirty’s screenwriter Mark Boal has gone to the presses to drop his own two cents into the torture debate.

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The last time a Best Picture nominee garnered this much criticism, as far as I can remember, was February 2010, when Bigelow’s first (and so far only) Oscar-winning work, The Hurt Locker, went up against James Cameron’s Avatar. Cameron’s sci-fi action flick received immediate critical acclaim — even praise that it was an instant classic because of its innovative use of certain cinematic technologies. It went on to nab Best Picture honors from numerous critics, riding a wave that culminated in a Golden Globe for Best Drama.

imageThough it received much acclaim and various accolades, the highest grossing film of all time failed to win the biggest prize of them all: the Best Picture Oscar. Bigelow’s much less popular (and much less criticized) film took that honor (to be fair and thorough, though, The Hurt Locker did receive its share of criticism). Like Thirty, Cameron’s film started off entirely golden — until it was famously charged with plagiarism. Critics came to decry the film as nothing more than a ripoff of the imperialist, romanticized Pocahontas story (i.e. white colonizer civilizes the supposedly savage, indigenous “Other”) and the canonical, clichéd Romeo and Juliet (star-crossed) love story. Charges of racism and imperialism racked the film’s reputation. Avatar was no longer simply a copy of well-known, better originals; it was an offensive copy. Certainly, Avatar didn’t lose the Best Picture Oscar to The Hurt Locker solely because of said criticism; but it also doesn’t seem entirely coincidental that a more culturally influential, more controversial film lost to a less well-known, more creatively original, and perhaps more deserving film like The Hurt Locker.

imageEither way, Ben Affleck and his recent, surprise Best Director wins at the Critics’ Choice Movie Awards and the Golden Globes have put Argo at the front of the race for the Best Picture Oscar. He and his film are the dark horses that have made a reputation of defying expectations and are now, believe or not, top dogs for the top trophy. Had there been an attention-grabbing rivalry, like that between Avatar and The Hurt Locker, going on this awards season between Argo and Zero Dark Thirty, I would say that it has no shot at all, that it’s trapped in a one-sided battle inevitably tipping against its odds. But, considering the swath of Best Pic winners at the various awards shows this season, I can’t count it out. Of course, I’d give the statuette to Lincoln first, but Argo comes before all others at this point. Needless to say, when a film grabs the attention of the U.S. Congress, that attention is definitely noted worldwide, but it can often spell doom. Thirty’s fate is undecided, but it seems to be sliding ever closer to a loss. Perhaps most importantly though, Bigelow’s opus appears to have notched its place in the (pop) cultural pantheon beside Avatar. It should surely have a Best Actress award coming Chastain’s way too. You win some, you lose some — and it seems even with such a big loss, it could still be a bigger winner.

Thoughts on Day 3 of the Aussie Open

by randomness-awaits-you January 16, 2013

Another edition of my early morning thoughts on the Open. Enjoy!

1. Stosur lost in three sets, which is sad. I saw the last set and she was up 5-2 and serving for match and ended up losing 7-5. Her forehand ditched her, she got upset, and the pressure of being in her home country really got to her.

2. The shade on these courts are awful. Stosur’s opponent Zheng was very smart and continued hitting to her forehand in the shadier area of the court. It is very hard to see the ball and players have to double their efforts to hit a clean ball in the shade. Stosur definitely lost this one on her own. Had around 50 unforced errors and her double faults were quite high for this match.

3. Last thought on this match. Pam Shriver is the absolute worst tennis commentator of all time. She is atrocious and I get so annoyed when she tries to talk about tennis.

4. Watching the Venus Williams vs Cornet (FRA) right now as I type this. Venus is up 5-3 in the first and is looking decent. Her opponent has been hanging around though, and after seeing Stosur lose today, I hope Venus finishes her off. (Venus just took the first set)

5. Venus’s clothing choice is very colorful for this match. Looks like someone sprayed a multitude of paint colors on her outfit. Very cool. Always has great fashion.

6. Djokovich has a match coming up (I think). I don’t think I will be able to catch it, but it is against unseeded American Ryan Harrison. Never seen Harrison play, but I hope he makes it interesting against the top seed.

7. Sharapova rolled as well today against her opponent. Missed the match, but from the score (6-0. 6-0) I can assume she did very well. Her and Venus might meet up in the third round, which would be a fun match.

8. Just heard that if Venus can finish the 2nd set quickly, that Joko vs Harrison would be next. Hopefully, Venus does that so I can catch the first few games or something.

9. My girl Julia Goerges won as well today in two sets. Didn’t catch the match, but from the score she did well. I picked her to be a breakout star this year and win her first Open, so I am glad she is rolling. Not to mention she is very pretty. Hopefully, I can catch a match of hers.

10. Venus needs to hurry this set up. I want to see Djokovich. Cornet is about to break Venus in the 2nd set and go up 2-1. Never heard of Cornet, but she is holding her own against Venus. Venus just came back from triple break point and is leading 2-1.

11. Querrey won today, which is good for American tennis. He beat another unseeded American Brian Baker who had to retire in the 2nd set due to an injury. Always a sad moment when a player has to retire due to an injury. I am really missing Fish and Roddick.

12. Madison Keys an unseeded 17 year old American won today and is in to the third round. Never heard of her or seen her play, but always great for American tennis when a young star is doing well. Facing the 5th seed Angelique Kerber next so it will be a good test of her abilities. Can she be the Melanie Oudin of the Aussie Open?

Well those are my early thoughts for Day 3. I think Joko will roll over Harrison, but I wouldn’t mind being surprised. Come back for another edition tomorrow morning!